Tordelia AMA

Terra: Who in Twi's name sends a damn DM in da middle of da noight?

@ValianHare wrote:Hello there! I've been showing a friend of mine the world of Manga/Doujinshi. Do you have any recommendations that serve as a good introduction to the format? Taste wise he's...a bit lecherous.

Terra: Uuugh, who in Tartarus is this idiooot? And why didn't he even bother DM'ing my hentai account...

@RealPrincessTerra wrote:Depends. Personally would go for the Everyday Life with Tordelian Girls by DathanHynfiora as a gateway series. Not as lewd as her other works but still pretty fanservicey. Lots of yuri, but what else do you expect from Tordelian authors?

*bzzt*
Email from smith-john123@royal.bez

Smith-John123 wrote:Dear most noble friend and empress of Tordelia Terra,

I bid thee greetings from your neighbour nation! I know things have been less than desirable recently ever since mot- The Empress died, but I was curious. Can we- the new emperor and Tordelia actually make peace? Asking as a concerned citizen.

Terra: By the gods, the brat needs ta learn 'is 'istory. Uuuuuuugh...

TerraSkysdottir@highcommand.tdl wrote:Keep your Labor government in power for more than two decades and I'll consider further talks. Otherwise, our peaceful status quo will continue for the duration.

Condolences for your mother's death, and next time use a burner email that isn't from the royal government.

From,
HIH Terra Skysdottir

*thump*
Terra: bloody fookin shites... interruptin' mah beauty sleep an' ignorin equish time... zzz...

LORE FRIENDLY NON-CANON
Shortly before the Ghost World mission...

Aurea(?): Okay, I'm sure I got everything prepped. Contracts done, clothes enchanted for protection and illusion, message to Van prepped in case I get fucked in the spooky wo-


*bzzzt*
Aurea(?): Huh? Who's buzzing the door? Not expecting any packages today...


Aurea(?): A letter? Oh Faust, I hope things are okay back in Tordel-

Dear Aurea Amachi,

This letter has been sent along the small chain of smugglers and pirates, whose hands ne'er deserved to touch partchment of such significance as the one which you do hold at this very moment.

Yet I felt it necessary to reach to you one final time. For sometime I have kept my eye on the affairs of the monarchy of Tordelia. The Prince Imperial needed to learn to be in good graces with his neighbours. He may have his faults, but the boy ought to lead the empire with a good heart.

But before I die, which may be any day now, I simply must know why you did it? I care not how, but humour an old and sick woman.

Moon Blessed Wishes,
S.R.I.

Aurea(?): Hey, get me Montezuria on the phone. There's something that's come up.


Aurea(?): Oh, hi Montezuria. Just letting you know that there's A GODDAMN LEAK SOMEWHERE!


Aurea(?): Yeah, I don't know how either. All I know is that somehow the Faustdamned Bezi Empress managed to track down not just my address but one of my aliases.


Aurea(?): This is supposed to be like, deeper than deep state secrets! Nobody outside my immediate family, Sakura, Van, or your father is supposed to know that I'm not dead! Faust, even in that circle, Van doesn't know. So someone's managed to pull some massive intelligence leak.


Aurea(?): Hm? You'll look into it while I'm doing the mission? Great, thanks. Yeah, yeah, I know what I'm there for. Thing's will work out fiiiiine.

Josefine: Why am I here exactly? Has the rest of the high command finally approve that operatio-


Josefine: A message? From a Bezi royal? What do the worst examples of aristocratic hubris want? Advice they can pretend to adopt?


Josefine: Let's see, what does it say...


Josefine: mumble mumble Red Terror...


Josefine: Geez, he didn't have to put that in...


Josefine: mumble muble Richard mumble Opinion...


MESSAGE RECORDING STARTS
Josefine: Well, if you want my honest legitimate opinion,  your lardiness...


Josefine: Your big thick ships are armed with some of the most devastating guns I've ever seen, especially with the masterfully penetrating white lasers you're using now. The real problems with your crew.


Josefine: Believe me, as a feared communist across Iammelon, your crew needs total discipline. That means they need to know their place.


Josefine: Another piece of advice, I'd implement reforms that brings your folks closer to the Jade Fleet, at least in living conditions. The fleet's feared across Iammelon, especially after the War in the East. Not only do you save a ton of money, but the conditions should encourage getting your crews into shape...


MESSAGE RECORDING ENDS
Josefine: I hope his navy chokes and dies on a mutiny...